The Labyrinthine

October 3, 2010

meet the parents

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — thelabyrinthine @ 8:44 pm

X: Hey, could you do me a favor and not mention the drinking, the smoking and sex, or past girlfriends etc.?  And please don’t tell any jokes.  I want them to like you, even if it’s only a little bit at first.

Y: Are you kidding me?  Baby, this is me.  How could anyone not love ME?

X: And could you please…

Y: And my face.  I’m sooo handsome.  Gosh.  I feel jealous.

X: …wear a shirt?

Y: Err.  What do you mean?

X: I mean, wear a shirt, not a T-shirt.

Y: Baby.  I got this.  Oh my gosh…  They will love me!

X: Sigh.

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