The Labyrinthine

May 1, 2010

Our cow adventures

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — thelabyrinthine @ 12:00 am

(11:13:22 PM) I: he used a map that told me more than where we were
(11:13:31 PM) J: I know how to use a map and compass!
(11:13:35 PM) J: that has nothing to do with responsibility
(11:13:35 PM) I: umm right
(11:13:38 PM) J: and I AM responsible!
(11:13:41 PM) J: sometimes.
(11:13:45 PM) I: I said ‘mature’
(11:13:47 PM) J: oh!
(11:13:48 PM) J: that too!
(11:13:50 PM) J: I am that!
(11:13:54 PM) I: *giggles*
(11:13:57 PM) I: right
(11:14:11 PM) I: but like I said, I must have subconsciously sensed that in you
(11:14:16 PM) I: which is why I kept you around
(11:14:25 PM) J: hehe mmm hmm. THAT’S why you kept me around
(11:14:32 PM) J: not because i lead us into random art exhibit adventures
(11:14:33 PM) I: I’m glad I finally found the reason for your existence in my life still
(11:14:38 PM) J: or am so entertaining all the time
(11:14:42 PM) J: and let you pet my hair
(11:14:43 PM) J: and play guitar for you

illustration: Jeff

(11:31:35 PM) I: Jaffar
(11:31:41 PM) I: I have a title for this
(11:32:24 PM) I: I will call it, “and then came the era of Enlightenment”
(11:32:26 PM) I: :D
(11:32:36 PM) J: =D
(11:32:40 PM) J: title it what you will
(11:32:42 PM) J: it’s yours
(11:32:52 PM) I: you look VERY mature
(11:32:58 PM) I: *breaks into hysterics again*
(11:33:04 PM) J: lol shut up, I hate you
(11:33:22 PM) I: I specially like how one of your legs are disjointed
(11:33:31 PM) J: meh…
(11:33:46 PM) I: like it’s falling down from your hips due to all that jumping up and down
(11:33:47 PM) J: the more I look at it (thinking that thought) the funnier it becomes
(11:33:49 PM) I: cause you are SO mature
(11:34:02 PM) I: yeah
(11:34:20 PM) I: but you have Elvis puffs!
(11:34:26 PM) I: where is my pet worthy hair?

(11:34:35 PM) J: I will create another
(11:34:39 PM) J: not to worry
(11:34:56 PM) I: ok, let me tell you how I want it
(11:35:08 PM) I: I want to be sitting on the cow, and I want to have a leash on your neck
(11:35:14 PM) I: so I can pull you over to pet your hair
(11:35:16 PM) I: any time I want
(11:36:31 PM) J: …!
(11:36:34 PM) J: leash on my neck?!
(11:36:43 PM) I: err it can have a lovely bow on it?
(11:36:48 PM) J: pink…?
(11:37:01 PM) I: yes darling, of course it would be as flamboyant as possible
(11:37:07 PM) J: glares
(11:37:07 PM) I: we know your umm habits
(11:37:09 PM) J: HARD
(11:37:12 PM) I: D
(11:37:16 PM) I: YOU said it
(11:37:17 PM) J: I suppose it would be a satin bow too huh
(11:37:28 PM) I: of course, whatever your little gay heart desires
(11:37:33 PM) I: as long as I get to pet your hair
(11:37:37 PM) J: I hate you so much right now
(11:37:45 PM) I: don’t you wish you did?
(11:37:49 PM) I: it’d be so good for you
(11:37:59 PM) I: but alas…
(11:38:02 PM) J: I am withholding hair-petting privileges
(11:38:05 PM) J: indefinitely.
(11:38:24 PM) I: err, we all have our little bubbles to cling to
(11:38:35 PM) I: I don’t judge you for being so delusional

illustration: Jeff


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